Standard Operating Procedure: Service

Service Policy

Generally, make a minimum effort to do your job.

The bartender's shotgun should be properly secured when not being carried, and should generally be prevented from falling into the wrong hands. They should also generally avoid sawing off the shotgun to conceal it.

The chef probably shouldn't be cannibalizing dead crew members, no matter how well they insist they can "hide" the human taste.

Weaponized plants (such as explosive lemons and gatfruit) are still considered weapons, and should not be handed out without the express permission of the Head of Security.

Plants with gaseous decomposition (such as corpse flowers) and that could disrupt the station (such as bananas) fall under the above rule.

Normal (see: NOT dangerous) plants can generally be grown in the halls and public areas, so long as they do not disrupt the crew. Use common sense.

Chaplains should generally not be endorsing or sponsorsing any "Holy Crusades" without the express permission of the Head of Security.